Welcome all. This is a haven for believers in the power of The Stromboli.
The Stromboli is a symbol, a token, of what is good and right in this world.
This site is a place for followers to express their joy and appreciation for The Stromboli.
Believe in The Stromboli...and The Stromboli will believe in you!
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oh Stomboli, where do I begin to tell of the ways you have fulfilled my every earthly desire? In times of hunger, pain and sorrow you have been there to show me the light again. Thy tomato paste brings forth tears of joy. Thy firm, crisp and sometimes doughie dough keeps my inner most fears at bay. Thy meatie meat products are the very source of my daily dedication to another day (I have to go, my girlfriend cometh)
when i walked over last night and saw groundcat commenting on something called church of the strombolli, i knew i'd lost him forever.
i think our punk rock band name will have to be "the meatie meats"!!!
fear not, glittergirl. You have not lost groundcat. groundcat has been found. he is on the path to stromblightenment. Join him. and you too can become stromblightened by the power of The Stromboli
i have been seeking relief from my pain. Church of Stromboli, will you show me the way?
Brother Groundcat, I'm saddened to hear you're in pain. Times like these remind me of Stralm 42...
"Lo, and behold, when thou feel sorrow and pain, look to the Great Stromboli for help and advice. It's layers of cheese and meat represent the many layers of life. Some Strombolis have layers we don't enjoy, but picking those layers out would cause the Stromboli to collapse in on itself. Know that with the good comes the bad. Trust in the warm embrace of the dough surrounding the Stromboli. Know that your family and friends and loved ones surround you in much the same way."
Be blessed, my brother and may Strom be with you always.
Father Strom, I have once again lost my way. I had something called 'pizza'. It was circular (I know, the forbidden shape) and it's outter rim tasted of cardboard. The insides were piled on top. I know that in Chapter 11, Verse 3 it states that "no internal ingredient shall be placed in a manner as which can be viewed by viewers viewing." Help me find stromblightenment once again.
Brother Groundcat, fear not. Most of the world cannot recognize the error of their ways. Your sins are temporary and understood. Stralm 69 reminds us that to best understand the evils of the Circlossians, one must live life as a Circlossian. In order to test one's devotion to The Stromboli, one must consume the blasphemous creation of the Circlossians. You have been tested, and your faith has survived. The pain you feel is normal, and lets us know that we are on the proper path to stromblightenment.
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